I'm such an evil cheese.
Why did you join this site?I joined on March 10th, 2006. My friend Jake had an account (still does =
PhelixX) and truthfully, I was trying to not join too many sites, as I had just discovered Newgrounds, sprite comics, SomethingAwful.com, EbaumsWorld.com, StupidVideos.com, Fireball20XL.com and all those ridiculous sites. But Jake, being the persuasive idiot that he is (and I mean this in the most loving way - he's still a great friend), made me get an account, and two and a half years later, here we are.
What does your username have to do with you? Is it a combination of your favorite things, or a character of yours?Back in the time when every week you would find three AOL free trial discs in your mailbox, my first email address was dantastic202@aol.com. I still use it to this day; it's my main email address. It's stuck this long, so it probably won't change any time soon.
What is your current icon of?It's me. Just me, put through a color filter in Photoshop.
How many watchers do you have and how many people are you currently watching?I watch 71 people, and 25 watch me. Not quite as good as my Twitter, which I started only a month ago: I watch 97, and 75 watch me.
Do you have more than one account?I only have one personal account, and I plan to keep it that way. There's no reason for me to switch over.
Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA.

The latter has most of his "art" offsite.
How many people on here do you actually know in reality? Post their avatars.
Do you comment, fave, or both?I actually tend to comment more than I fave, but I probably should be doing both.
What do you typically post on deviantart?Nowadays whatever I upchuck I post. A year ago it was stories, and I really wish I had the decency to start writing again and finishing my projects.
Do you participate in clubs or contests here on DA?I do belong to a couple, but they aren't really updated that often, with a strong exception to =
sunsets. I am an admin for two of them but again, I haven't really updated them recently. I should probably check up on them.
What is your most popular deviation?My most commented deviation is incoincidentally my very first one: the first strip to my now defunct comic series: Shadow And His Ultimate Recolo. My most faved is On The Floridian Porch, a picture of a sunset I took during summer break 2007 in St. Petersburg, Florida. It's probably most faved because I submitted it to =
sunsets and they commented on the original submission rather than the club submission, which is what you're supposed to do. My most viewed is Sex Drugs Rock and Roll, a picture I took during Dia De Los Muertos in East LA. It's probably because of the brilliant name. That's gotta be it.
What's your favorite submission in your gallery?All of my deviations each have their own special meaning to me, and I have a story for all of them. But If I had to pick one, it's Chapter 1 of I See Light. It's written beautifully and the character Ian is surreally relatable.
What are the things you wish you could draw better?Everything. I can't draw for shit, and I really REALLY wish I could draw. Literally just anything. Comics, furries, wolves, ANYTHING.
Are you a subscriber?I am, and deviantART totally deserves my $30 every year.
How many hours a day do you spend on DA?I visit a couple times a day, so probably in a 24 hour period, an hour, or an hour and a half at the most.
Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?I type about 70 words per minute, so I guess that's relatively fast.
What is your favorite emoticon?Oh that's easy. -->

<-- I use it the most, and it's just perfect.
What is the most annoying thing people ask you?Unfortunately, people don't really ask me many things. I'm so invisible.
What is the most annoying comment you get?You're literally trying to make me feel bad, right? o.O
What inspires you?Anything. It can be driving in the car, listening to music, remembering movie quotes, the list goes on.
Do you use any traditional media?Again, can't draw for shit.
Have you ever suggested a Daily Deviation?I've always wondered how you do that...
Everyone has considered leaving DA once or twice. Have you? Why?Well eventually I suppose I'll have too much to do, but we'll see what happens. Near future? Doubt it.
See you around!